Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.

Lemony Snicket is one of the writers who has contributed to OccupyWriters.com, and his 13 dictums are all delicious. (via washingtonpoststyle)

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